Savour and Smile

A colleague sent me these humourous quotes which I find interesting.

Read for a smile, if not laughter.


Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent
Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect.....
.So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,It's your stupidity.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing inLife.

The wise never marry.
when they marry they become otherwise

Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow.What you can put off today. .."

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?

"Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends..

The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....What more can I say........